Covid has taken from us the inalienable right, nay, duty(!) to cough on people without consideration…
But, I tell ya', once this whole pandemic thing is over....
Covid Count Conspiracy | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #026
That's typical of those devious frontline health workers -- always scheming to make a quick covid death buck!
*facepalm*
Herd Idiocracy | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #024
Herd immunity? More like cow cosplayers to the slaughter! Moo!
Being "Alternative" Healthy | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #019
Trump pumped up with a mystery steroid cocktail; Pence with that fly and funky eye; an infected administration collapsing all 'round... it's the 45th's version of GOP utopia!
P.P.E. And The Fear Of Appearing Ignorant | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #018
As the White House NOW scrambles to be Covid-19 preventive friendly…
It's A Miracle (Cure)! | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #010
Praise be to Jebus! A Miracle Cure! Hallelujah!
More Mindless Mess | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #007
Yet another Scribble-dee-doo-dah Day.
Clockwise, from top-left: space cadets foot patrolling it on an untamed alien surface; drew this while watching Trump at his N.J. Bedminster golf course as he declared - yet again - "the virus will disappear" in front of a supportive covid-19-ignorant rich bastard audience (golf clubs/bags represents said audience); Don Vader "enlightens" Capt. Needa the need to be less incompetent; and our space cadets run into some trouble with marauding space mollusks.
Have Page Will Fill | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #006
Another Scribble-dee-doo-dah Day.
Clockwise, from top-left: space cadets scale alien planet cliff face; Trump visits Florida in the middle of a raging pandemic... and a friggin' hurricane; nobody likes Trump because, apparently, people keep dying; and we go back almost 20 years to figure out how we got into this whole mess in the first place (the answer will shock you!).
Sunday Boredom | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #004
Oh dear! Another scribble-dee-doo-dah to fill the emptiness of my Sunday afternoon.
Clockwise, from top-left: space cadets on mission; crazy hairdo lady (page filler); nobody tells horse head mask wearin' guy to wear a mask; horse head mask extra; Beardo and the Beard Bear.
More Couch Potato Doodling | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #003
Time for another scribble-dee-doo-dah session in front of the TV on another frosty Friday morn' (with pancakes!!!).
Clockwise, from left: Brick Tamland cheats on lamp; Governor Kemp knowing what's best for his state; random space cadets and 1-spatula general; aaand, as always, one clueless Trump.
Häppy Fremdschämen | Another Mrs. Berry Birthday Doodle
Ahh, it’s that time of year I draw up a special German-themed birthday doodle for my favorite mom (of my fan/friend in New Jersey)(#adoptedmominnutley), continuing on with the in-joke previously mentioned here.
This time, the painfully German traditionalistic eccentricities of this one are coupled with the whole Covid-19 brouhaha we’re all in together at this time.
I ran out of those nifty slip-on PPE things you put on my feet… so I had to make do with discarded Wonder Bread bags.
Forced Vacation @ Home
Back at work for only a week (#covid19)(#lockdown)(#socialdistancing), I had to take some annual leave in order to be paid 100% of my regular salary (it’s a complicated accounting thingy). And it’s compulsory to let the company know when you go on annual leave/vacation/et al, generally by email.
So I emailed this as I walked out last night.
So Long “Working From Home”. We Hardly Knew Yee!
Got word from the boss: "Back to work on Monday!"
Huh... after only 30 days working from home, I sorta banked on this whole isolation thing to last a couple of months more...
Easter Bun Hoard 2020
#happyeasterween
Covid-19 has rudely disrupted just about everything for everybody. And Easter, for most people, has been totally ruined - it literally climbed up onto the festively decorated dinner table, pulled down its pants and peed all over the smoked pork butt ‘n’ taters!
Lucky for me, thanks to my way-under-the-radar micro hoarding* over the last two weeks, I found an upside.
(* micro hoarding: where one goes to one grocery store and buys only the essentials… then, on the way home, drops by a second store and buys the exact same items & quantity - with some wiggle room for product alternates.) (No, I’m not crazy.)
Makeshift Face Mask
What to do when there are ZERO protective face masks on shelves?
Why, you be creative!
The Downside From Working From Home? Working From Home
Introvert Heaven
No managers physically looking over my shoulder. No forced co-worker comradery.
God bless you, Emergency Work From Home Policy!
Fathom Boy® Don't Need No Stinkin' Mask
A global company email was sent out to all workers. Subject line read “We have face masks for all who want them!”
But Fathom Boy® refused and replied with the following statement:
Kwik Birthday Doodle - More Valuable Than Apple Stock
Blow out the candle and your 3-Ply wish might come true!
Choose Your Aisle
Hoarding toilet paper. That’s right. It’ll be the single thing historians will point to and say “yeah, they were really REALLY stupid back then”.
But the one thing - the one aisle - the panicking masses had overlooked was literally the sweeeetest of ‘em all: the GODDAMN CONFECTIONARY aisle!