Presenting a wrapped "mystery" gift tied in a bow, a pizza slice embedded in a generous splattering of purple frosting, age-denying amount of candles, and a handy Pepto Bismol bottle for later...
Happy Birthday, sis!
Please Don't Touch My Flooglesmørrë | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #036
Krappy Doodle On A Legal Pad Time:
Meet Björn Østergård, Former ‘60s Danish Crooner And Recovering Smørrebrød Gourmand, Pictured Here As Game Show Host For The Popular ‘70s Swedish Television Program “Som Täppt Till Min Flooglesmørrë.”
Got Migraine? Flee! | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #035
Moogoo J. Migraine From Planet Migraine Fleeing Away From That Migraine-Inducing Rock Called ‘Earth’ With A Killer Migraine!
Oh Flora-Bob, You've Done It Again! | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #034
It's Vintage Ad Mockery Time!!!
Panel 1: actual 1955 ad for Borg-Warner Automatic Transmissions, starring half-flower half-man I’m calling "Flora-Bob".
Panel 2: What's good for "Flora-Bob" might not be good for his car.
Crazy Clown Car Of A Year Has Passed - Bring In The New Guy | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #033.5
From my facebook feed on January 1st, the following meme showed up:
And so, I responded with a comment (below):
Twenty Twenty, Please Please PLEASE Let Me Forgetty | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #033
A final good riddance send-off to 2020...
#2020whatabastard
An ode to Chuck Jones’ 1943 “Wackikii Wabbit” animated short.
Wannabe Lifetime Toonist Career To Slap-In-The-Goddamn-Face Reality | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #032
Panel 1: actual advert duping young, impressionable ding-dongs (like me) to get into illustrating, cartooning, whatever...
Panels 2 & 3*: reality bites.
* loosely based somewhat on real-life events.
Hello, Procrastination, My Old Friend | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #031
I guess I chose the wrong week to quit on those motivational tapes...
Behold! The Garden Of Bacon! | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #030
Here’s another Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dah, drawn specifically as a mere facebook comment.
Voice-talent guy Jim Cutler, well-known connoisseur of the humble donut, shared this photo in his social feed - the Papyrus-heavy signage of Garden Of Bacon in Sea Cliff, NY.
Admit it - just reading the establishment’s name made you drool!
My comment to his post, in toon form, is featured below:
T.V. Picture Tubes-A-Plenty | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #029
When you’re in the market for a television nowadays, naturally you want the biggest goddamn screen available - - what’s the standard size nowadays? 120”?
Well, did you know the earliest TV screen was not rectangular, nor any corner-endowed shape, but was ROUND?
No, seriously! There’s actually a reason for it! Click here to learn more.
So, based on the above photo - sourced from ATOMIC LIVING facebook group - I scribbled a toon of pure absurd logic:
File This Under "All This Time I’ve Been Doing It Wrong!" | 001
When playing Monopoly™, why is it EVERY TIME I end up with this Chance card?
Dino-Free Workplace? The Nerve Of Some Hominids!
A Special Birthday Doodle - Complete With Extra Donut Holes!
Just a birthday illo I posted on Jim Cutler’s facebook page - a talented voice actor-type guy I’ve admired since, literally, hearing of his existence via his Serving Donuts podcast (2008-2009). If you’ve ever watched & listened to North American TV & radio, chances are you would’ve heard his voice at some point. Just check out his credits for pete’s sake!
If you can’t tell, Jim’s a big fan of the donut.
Rudy "Wicked Witch Of The West (Wing)" Giuliani | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #028
Quick doodle after seeing Rudy’s hair dye running down on all sides of his face at his completely insane “voter fraud” press conference.
And, for your pleasure, I present The Incredible Melting Giuliani:
Vote By Calorie Count | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #027
Know anyone who hasn't voted? Or won't?
Then share one of these enticing calorie-heavy panels to get them skedaddling to the voting booth.
Covid Count Conspiracy | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #026
That's typical of those devious frontline health workers -- always scheming to make a quick covid death buck!
*facepalm*
Apex Predators V Cupcakes
Global email at work read (along the lines of) "to celebrate the sports team comprised entirely of Panthera Tigrises (it would seem), please frisky-feast upon the box of cupcakes!".
And my response was……….
"Reach In & Rummage Around" Rudy | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #025
Rudy Giuliani - former NY mayor and current Russian "useful idiot" - Trump & Pence (with debate fly) discuss how to handle Giuliani's unfortunate compromising hotel scene in the latest Borat film, already in progress:
Happy Birthday To Me....................
One year older…. I’m… so happy… can’t you tell?
Herd Idiocracy | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #024
Herd immunity? More like cow cosplayers to the slaughter! Moo!